This is my list of number 1 picks (starting with this years draft) for the next two years of the NBA Draft, and yes they are all Canadian.
1. To begin with this years draft.
Meet my dude Anthony Bennett. For many of you who do not know him he went to UNLV and he is an absolute beast. Rebounds the hell out of the ball and can throw down like no other. Yeah he may be a little over weight but nothing an NBA strength and conditioning coach can't chisel away. He'll help this Cavs team right away I say. Oh. And he's from Toronto. O' CANADA!!!!!!
2. Meet the #1 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft.
Andrew Wiggins. A man amongst boys to say the least. Dunks on everybody in the arena when he throws one down and can shut a gym down in an instant. The clear cut one hundred percent going to be the number UNO pick next year in the draft. It's just his destiny. Can't wait to see if he blossoms into a star. I hope he does. Nevertheless, this beast is from, you bet, Canada!!!! Toronto to be exact. O' CANADA!!!!!!!
3. 2015 NBA Draft #1 pick.
Who in the world is this guy?!?!?!
Oh yeah that looks more like him. He was the ACC Rookie Of The Year this year. Meet my good buddy Olivier Hanlan. The reason I even did this post is because I saw for the first time today that I got one single page view from the country of Canada and by God I hope it was Olivier Hanlan. As much as I doubt it was because he could literally give less F's about me then he does about golf. And that is saying something. Nonetheless I love him dearly and consider him a good friend of mine. If all goes well with him he could be in the draft by after Junior year just like late BC point guard Reggie Jackson who is now on the Oklahoma City Thunder. Probably nothing I said here will ever happen. But he is Canada's only shot to go back-to-back-to-back #1 picks in the NBA Draft. DA FREAKIN LEAGUE!!!! Crazy man.
So I'm basically all in for Canada at this point. Go Canada. O' Canada. What's the difference.
Who even knew living in Canada was such an adjustment that there is a whole website and happy family devoted to making you feel better about it? Hell I'm getting on the first train, flight, boat, hover craft, eagle, caribou, what have you, to get my ass to Canada so my son can be the next #1 pick and smile as wide as this youngster here. Not even thinking twice about it either.